Wednesday, May 29, 2013

My letter to Math




So I've recently started college; and discovered one very important thing I'm competely useless when it comes to math. When doing any math related activities I can be seen reguarly looking like this.....



Or somewhere in a corner doing epic wall slides. After making this discovery I realized  that math and I have some issue's, because of this I decided to write math a letter. 

Dear Math,

You and I have been together for about eighteen years now and in that time our relationship has never been what you would call smooth. However it had been amicable. Recently, though I have noticed since I started college you have become distant. Our communication has become

Sunday, May 26, 2013

My Summer Tv

R.I.P FOR NOW

Y'all know summer is almost here, so that means many new t.v premieres as our old t.v favorites go on hiatus.(Tear) This a sad time for me because all of my beloved shows are gone and I'm left wondering the  t.v streets looking for new shows to love. And this is no easy tasks, I get highly attached and very invested in my shows. You would think I have some personal stake. Im still recovering so much from most of my season finally's that it's hard to get in to anything else, but there is more good t.v to be watched.... so here is my list of summer sitcoms that might have something...

1.Graceland, USA Thursdays. This drama about a group of agents from various law enforcements agency's, DEA, FBI and U.S Customs forced to live in a beach house in Southern California.

2. Motive, ABC Monday's. A crime drama revolving around Detective and single mother Angie Flynn and her partner Dective Oscar Vega. This series takes the format of another crime drama (Columbo) Where the killers and victims are revealed at the start of the show.

3.Mistresses, ABC Monday's. This sex and the city reboot about four girlfriends who find solace in each other. Savannah (savi) is working on the next phase of her life. Trying to make partner at her law firm and start a family with her husband. Savannah's baby sister Josslyn different in every way, A seriel dater with no interest in a serious relationship. Their friend April

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Mom has son arressted for stealing Pop Tarts


So I'm on the internet just doing nothing when I run across this story  on the Huffington post website. "Latasha Renee Love Has Cops Arrest Son For Allegedly Stealing Her Pop Tarts". This woman apparently called the cops on her son for taking the pop tarts without permission. Now her 13 year old son according to the article is facing misdemeanor larceny charges after taking the pop tarts in question.

 LMAO! What a minute, there are several important questions here that really need to be answered. Such as, what flavor pop tarts where they? Because if they are any other flavor besides strawberry then who cares. Second, WTH! Is this what we're doing now giving our barely teenage son a record because he ate pop tarts. Is this what the police are doing with my tax dollars? Misdemeanor larceny charges, though? Seriously aren't there more pressing issue's that deserve police attention.

 Who are the cops that aressted this kid?  They must have been supremely bored. To take this boy down to the station in the first place. This kid now has a permanent record, mug shot and will forever be clowned  by his friends. On the upside though he now has a war story, he's been to jail. I bet none of the other boy's in his class can say that.


(Video courtesy of YouTube)

Friday, May 24, 2013

It takes time

I have recently come to a conclusion that I feel I need to share. Getting over something is not EASY. Going through a traumatic experience such as a break up. Takes time you can not expect someone to get over it in the time frame you allot. People go through things in different ways and not everyone's healing process is the same. Just because friends and family want you to go back to being the "old you", and to magically get over it doesn't mean that you will.

 Or that you should try and rush your self or hide how you really feel so that they'll leave you alone or think you are getting over it. People need to understand that your feelings are your feelings and that doesn't mean wallow in it or not allow your self to move on. But just because you are not there yet doesn't mean they should condemn you or say that you are stopping your self.
Falling in love is a powerful thing and breaking up can be even more powerful. A broken heart is a terrible thing. You feel alone and hurt, like no one understands you. In some aspects they don't because your situation was not there's. They might say well I've had my heart broken before and it maybe true but no heart break is like your's because your heart and relationship are unique. You might never be back to the "old you" because every situation we go through changes us.

 These experiences make us who we are. Take the time you need. Family and friends mean well, they really do. Feeling better is the goal. No one wants to see someone they love in pain. But pain is just that pain. It's hard and will most always take time.

What are your thoughts on the subject?


(Image Credit: Psychcentral.com)

My 8 Summer Manicures

Okay so summer is right around the corner, and in the spirit of the warm weather and my love of beautiful things I decided to create a list of my official manicures for summer. All eight manicures on this list I aspire to be wearing this summer.
1. I love this cause I'm really trying to be about color.

2. This is just cute I love anything purple.

3. This just looks so spring to me

4. Y'all know I'm bout that animal print life!

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

6 Things that annoy me

I'm driving to work this morning when somehow I end up behind the slowest driver. Not only was this driver going inconsiderately slow but they where also going in every direction I was going. Needless to say I was pissed. And got to work 6 minutes late. So I decided to compose this list of 6 things that annoy the hell out of me.

1.People in front of me driving slow as hell. (Everyone has experienced this)When you stop at a red light and somehow you end up behind someone driving frustratingly slow messing up the whole dame flow of traffic

2.Your boss always in your face. You know when your at work just doing your job, and your boss keeps popping up behind you hoovering and looking at what your doing.( what you wanna say) is I'd be doing my job alot better if your a*s wasn't lurking in the back ground.

3.People destroying borrowed books. You know when you lend someone a book and they doggy ear the pages or fold paperback books in half while reading them. (Ugh that messes up the spine of the book). Or when they eat while reading and stain the pages. Why, just why?

Chris Brown back with Karrueche?



So Chris Brown is supposedly back with his Ex girlfriend karrueche Tran according to bossip.com

He was reportedly seen kissing and singing to Tran at the Billboard awards after party. This is supposedly the second time they have been seen together since his millionth break up with also Ex girlfriend Rihanna, as Karrueche was also at Chris's recent video shoot.

Didn't him and Rihanna just break up like five days ago? So these girls are just going to let him keep interchanging them like cars? For real the problem is not Chris it's these girls that keep letting him bounce his community schlong between them. Let's not even talk about the public embarrassment, let's worry about STD's shall we. This man's bed game must be amazing because He has publicly humiliated Karrueche and

Sunday, May 19, 2013

10 Books I could read over and over again

I was looking for a book to read on my library shelves, when I settled on a book that I've already read. That got me to thinking that instead of reading a book I've never read, For which I have so many. I instead was going to reread a book I've read so many times before so I decaided to put together a list of ten books I could read over and over again. There's nothing like a good story and getting lost in great writing. These ten books are just some of the books I've read many times, reading is such a passion of mine. Many times I would prefer a book over actual conversation but I digress.

1.Changing Faces, Kimberla Lawson Roby Three friends Whitney, Taylor and Charisse all friends since high school whose personalities may no longer match in adulthood. Can they find a way to maintain there friendship even though life events and personal struggles are taking them in different directions.

2.The Divide, Elizabeth Kay Felix a boy with a terminal heart condition goes on a last vacation to Costa Rica with his family and unknowingly stumbles upon another magical world where he befriends some strange creatures. Felix and his new friends set off on an adventure to cure his illness and return him to his own world.

3.Anything Harry Potter, J.K Rowling The whole series is about Harry Potter an orphan who discovers on his eleventh birthday that he is a wizard, The real story of his parents death and that he has been marked for death since birth.

4.The Hunger Games, Suzanne Collins Told from the point of view sixteen year old Katniss, who sacrifices herself to save her twelve year old sister Prim from competing in the Hunger Games an annual televised event in which one boy and girl from one of the twelve districts fight to the death in a competition for which there can be only one winner.

5.The Da Vinci Code, Dan Brown Tells the story of Robert Langdon and his love interest Sophie Neveu as they try to solve a murder at the Louvre Museum and discover a battle between two ancient society's.

Blogging isn't easy

I've just finished creating this blog and it was the most frustrating experience of my life. I am not about this IT life, coding and all this are way beyond my knowledge. Thank goodness for google because I would have never gotten this blog of the ground. I never really thought that creating a blog would be that hard but let me tell you I was almost pulling out my hair in frustration. Seriously I did so many things wrong and had to go back and start all over again.

 No one tells you that blogger templates are craptastic! There are so little of them and they are all the same as the next person's blog because there are only about 12 options. Now you can go and download another template from another website but then you get into a little bit of coding. which if you are like me you where lost right then. I was on google so much I thought that was my blog. Then when you do finally get a template you like and get it in place there is layout, widgets, social network icons, favicon, and page tabs. And you haven even gotten to the point where you write a post yet.

 At this point I as wondering if I actually wanted to blog at all. I considered having someone design the site for me, until I looked that nonsense up and saw the cost! How much now? Prices where five hundred and up. Ahh No! I did stumble upon a page that really helped www.sylvialiuland.com/2012/01/7-ways-to-get-blogger-blog-to-look-and.html This page saved my life. I don't know this woman but I wanted to send her a cookie or something because these steps and the step by step instructions really where a God send. Blogging can be beneficial even if you don't make any money from it. For me it was my outlet to getting over a devastating break up. In the end I was able to come up with a page I am pretty proud of and happy with. I hope you all enjoy it.

What are some difficulties you experienced while setting up your blog?

Saturday, May 18, 2013

Cooking Oil Though, Really?




So I'm on the Internet minding my own business, when I come across this story of a woman who injected cooking oil in her face when she ran out of silicone. Cooking oil though, really? Because when I think of silicone I immediately think of cooking oil as the replacement. Now clearly this woman has a disorder. She's been having various procedures since she was 28 years old (she's currently 48). Her parents realized she needed help and took her to a Doctor for treatment, But the therapy didn't last because it became too costly for her to keep up. Wayment!!! she's addicted to plastic surgery, has been having procedures done for 20 years. But she cant afford her therapy to treat her addiction? Is that right? How much is the therapy? Because I  thought plastic surgery was expensive. Its really sad that not only does this woman's face look like taco meat, but by the time someone finally stepped in and said hey we need to get her some treatment she couldn't afford it. Eventually she received enough donations to have some of the foreign substance removed from her head and neck. Although now she wants her old face back. Have we not learned anything from Michael Jackson, Priscilla Presley, and Lil Kim? This is a cautionary tale people, Be happy with who you are. Do you think you could ever be addicted to plastic surgery?

(Image Credit Google)

So Your Not Getting Over It

I've recently gotten out of a relationship and I've been having a hard time getting over it and that got me to doing some research online and wondering if there are some other folks who felt the same way. My break up was a shock to me and I took it really hard literally. There would be times all I did was cry and when the crying stopped, I would be ok one minute and then intensely sad the next.

He was constantly in my thoughts. Breaking up is just as traumatizing as a physical injury, and over thinking ( my curse) makes it worse. People will say that you have to want to get over it but what happens when you don't? Or can't? It's really all about acceptance.When you can't accept that this